Office girl groped in the train – Cindy hated being late. In general she disliked random changes to her schedule, but in particular she disliked being late because it usually threw off several dozen parts of her day in one fell swoop. In this particular incident, she had missed her train home from work, and the backup train, and the backup train for the backup train.
Sexy Birthday Present – Carol didn’t get it. Out of all the things Nick wanted for his birthday, out of anything, he asked to see some shit movie at a shit hour.